Elephants and Cursing

Elephant Fact # 16: The word ‘elephant’ comes from the Greek “ἐλέφας” which means ivory.

Excessive swearing in this one guys, I do apologize.

I’ve found that lately I’ve been in a hideous mood. Goddamn toast falling on the buttered side.

Normally in the past, when I wanted to rage I’d turn to writing as an outlet for my frustrations. But now, I think it’s pretty safe to say that I’ve found a much more satisfying way to express myself—

(Urgh, the anatomy's all off. Sorry.)

What a word, man, what a word.

Which reminds me—I gotta stop cursing. Really. It’s not nice.

Yesterday I was talking to my mother and she told me something that surprised me. My first reaction was to say:

--whoops, I mean--

--um—

And in the end I just settled for a (rather boring in my opinion) "Oh, really?"

...

Aw, jeez.

The Unlucky Elephant