Elephants and Dancing

Elephant Fact # 5: An adult male elephant is referred to as a ‘bull’ or ‘tusker’.

Been having a lot of drawing wars with my friend via Outlook lately.

She started it:

To which I replied:

And then she said:

So I did:

And then she did:

So I wasted my Math lesson doing:

It was a little awkward when my teacher came around, saw the half formed silhouette of what looked like this ridiculously busty lady on my screen and asked me what I was doing—but he’ll deal.

Yesterday, we had dance practice (waltzing, of all the goddammed-matilda things) at lunch for the formal. I arrived late because I was helping out with something else, so I was only there for the last ten minutes. It was clear, however—judging from the various jeers and suggestions coming from my friends at the sidelines—that this was not one of my talents.

It wasn’t as bad as I had previously expected, though. In fact, it was rather fun.

But I swear, if your hand comes anywhere near my waist, then you’d better be prepared to lose it.

The Unlucky Elephant