Elephant
Fact # 12: Elephants can laugh!
When I was really little, my parents put up glow in the dark stars on
the ceiling of our bedroom.
I guess I must have really liked them.
I haven’t been blogging as much lately because of mock exams, plus my
stylus broke a while ago and I had to wait for it to get replaced. Let me tell
you, I suffered from so many withdrawal symptoms—so here’s what I got up to
without my bestie.
I played a lot with the Powder Toy, a physics game I downloaded in Year
10.
Graffitied a few whiteboards.
Tried to practice my inking, but then I realized that I’d forgotten how
to shade and then completely lost my shit trying to remember.
I was hanging around with my friend at the Chermside mall today. It was
pretty late and there was no one around so of course I began to bust out my
Lady Gaga repertoire.
It wasn’t until I noticed my friend frantically signalling for me to
stop that I realized that I had just passed a couple making out in a dark
corner and that I had just seriously killed their mojo.
I felt a little guilty—and then I didn’t. So I did it again. Five more
times.
And then I got on a horsey-ride and belted out The Saddle Club theme.
Check out that herp derp face on those crappy phone pictures. Ooh baby.
The rest is a blur, but I’m pretty sure I might’ve said at one point
something along the lines of “UNPROTECTED
SEX IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.”
You know the funny thing though? They
still kept going.
Damn, man.
The Unlucky Elephant
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