Ugh, I need a little pity. Had TKD today-- we did takedowns-- and I can't even sit down properly at the moment because I discovered that I somehow have a knack for landing on my unmentionables. Here are some of the bruises that I'm able to show without rating my blog NC-17:
A Haiku about Pain:
Ouch ouch why god why
Did not know i could bruise there
Shit, fuck, regret life
Ugh,
The Unlucky Elephant
they don't look good! i really wish your other bruise isn't as bad
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